Cat Or Dog- No Middle Ground?
July 27, 2009
Filed under pets
Tags: 1968, 8 Track, Bill Cosby, cats, dogs, Great Britain, Karen McComb, University of Sussex
We go boldly into the quagmire of all quagmires; cat vs dog, feline vs canine, paw to paw. As a former owner of both species, although who can own a cat, (Remember dogs have masters and cats have staff.) I feel uniquely qualified to tackle this inter species conflict. To assist, I will use Bill Cosby and the university of Sussex in Great Britain.
As a disclaimer, I will admit to having liked some of our ( 4) cats quite a bit. However, none can measure up to the sainted Rameses, golden retriever extraordinaire.
Ok, first Mr Cosby, who my wife credits for dog ward tilt, He did a monologue many years ago, entitled, “Cats and Dogs”, which I had on 8 track tape. Showing my old geezerness, I know. The year was 1968 and a lot more important stuff obviously happened. But the album 200 M.P.H. had Cosby’s classic take on why dogs were better than cats. Just a few examples.
- Cats dont do anything
- They sit on the sofa and shed and make you sneeze
- If you tell them to catch mice, they will answer, no, because I’m full or some of them haven’t bathed yet
- Cant tell a cat , come here fido, he will likely answer what or you can’t be talking to me
Dogs on the other hand
- They are always trying even if unsuccessfully
- Brings you your slippers, ones chewed up, cant help it got sharp teeth
And if 60’s humor doesn’t help, we have 2009 university research. We already know cats are manipulative so that is sort of the starting point. Yet another British study analyzed their purring to tell us how they manipulate. Of course, why a university wants to analyze the purring of house cats is beyond me.
Anyway, Karen McComb is our animal -communication researcher recorded these dastardly feline sounds. She learned that a hungry cat alters his/her purring to simulate a baby’s cry. Here is the shocker. These sounds played back are well nigh impossible for people to ignore. Well, duh! Hang on for the rest of her analysis. She suspects this human type vocalization is is rather natural for cats. They learn to exaggerate it to get what they want. I knew it all along. That is why they are called cats!
I resy my case- dogs rule and cats drool-ta da!!!
Not Your Typical Gator QB
July 26, 2009
Filed under Christian living, Sports
Tags: Austin Murphy, college football, Florida Gators, Get Religion, Heisman Trophy, Philippines, Prison Ministry, Sports Illustrated, Tar Heels, Tim Tebow
Even a nominal sports fan has heard of Florida QB Tim Tebow. The young man has a Heisman Trophy from 2007 and has led Florida to 2 national titles. If you have ever watched him play, he is more like a fullback than a QB. Of course, at 6ft 3in and 240 pounds he is well equipped to be the battering ram type player. Whether or not it translates to pro football stardom remains to be seen, since he does not play an NFL style game.
But somehow I don’t think he minds a whole lot. His story is rather well known, son of a missionary to the Philippines, who survived a potentially life threatening birth to become a star athlete. But I like his non football side even more. His dad considered him a miracle baby since had prayed diligently for a preacher. Although God gave him a quarterback, he could very well end up being both a preacher and a quarterback. He makes mission trips to the Philippines and elsewhere and has an active and somewhat effective prison ministry. Perfect? Of course not and makes no claim to be. A good representative of his school and college sports in general, to be sure. After all, the cover article in last week’s Sports Illustrated by Austin Murphy had very little in the way of negatives.
Here is what I find interesting . One of the blogs that i read regularly is Get Religion. Their focus is on how religion and religious topics are treated in the media, for good or bad. Their post on the SI article wasn’t bad although they noted that more critical questions could have been asked and that it was almost a fawning piece. Some of the comments I read made a similar point. True, the article was overwhelmingly complimentary, but so what? All too often, both college and pro sports stars make off the field news for other reasons. (Fill in your own choices here. ) And interestingly enough, if the “bad boy” in question produces results on the court or field and draws fans, i.e. makes the team money, this boorish behaviour or worse is often overlooked.
So, here we have an All American QB at a famous party school who writes scripture verses in his eye black- a problem, not for me. Guess I won’t have a problem if Florida has a successful season, unless they beat the Tar Heels in the national championship game. I would have to draw the line there.
My Little Town Has A Museum
July 25, 2009
Filed under Culture, History
Tags: Coast Guard, Elizabeth City, Museum of the Albemarle, North Carolina Museum of History, Pasquotank River, Raleigh
To be accurate, it is located here but it sort of belongs to our region, hence the name Museum of the Albemarle. The museum is the northeastern regional branch of the North Carolina Museum of History, located in Raleigh. The museum is a very impressive structure that dominates the landscape across from the Pasquotank River.
The actual building took quite a while, partially or maybe primarily to due the cost involved. There was state money involved, a significant amount, and over 1.5 million$ in private funds. That also is impressive. To be fair, I guess one should say it is a work in progress. There are some ongoing programs for children that are a benefit to youngsters throughout the 13 county region served by the museum. I have only visited the museum a couple of times, which seems a bit odd for a self-proclaimed history buff. I must admit to being underwhelmed. I know, I know, there are more exhibits now and a Coast Guard themed exhibit is coming later this year. Given the fact that a large Coast Guard base is located here that seems a very good idea.
A couple of nagging thoughts crop up when I think of the museum. It seems awfully big compared to its antiquated predecessor and it is just big. In the course of my job, I have occasion to go by the museum regularly. On one instance I was asked by an individual from out of town- ” What is that? Therin lies my second “issue” with the museum- signage, something to readily identify itself. Just recently, a rather well done stone sign has been constructed on one side. There is a small sign at the front door- MOA. I believe the museum does itself a disservice by not being more readily identified to the casual observer, unless it doesn’t want to be. Nah, museums aren’t elitist are they?
Anyway, guess I owe it another visit soon to get an update. Sure hope the gift shop has improved.
The End Is Near Or Is it ?
July 24, 2009
Filed under Media, Sports
Tags: Baseball, Detroit Lions, Duchess County, Fishkill, football, Hudson Valley Renegades, New York, NFL, Sports Illustrated, Washington Redskins
There are always people who are telling us that the world is approaching its end. Many, if not all, are well meaning and seriously believe what they are saying. In fact, there has been extensive talk in recent years about maybe the end of the world being December 31,2012, according to the Mayan calendar. Well, sorry to disappoint you, this post has noting to do with any of that.
After a hiatus of several years, I renewed my long dormant subscription to Sports Illustrated and rediscovered many things that I like about the magazine, along with some new things. Of course, the photos are top notch and I marvel at the detail in some of the 2 page photos . What I am really enjoying is a little sidebar item called “Sign of the Apocalypse”. For some reason, these quirky little items intrigue me more than a lot of the articles.
Just 2 to brieflyillustrate. there is a minor league baseball team named trhe Hudson Valley Renegades, located in the town of FishkillNY ( bet there is a good story there too). Anyway, as minor league teams must do, they set out to do a promotion, an old-fashioned ladies’ night. Dont’ know any specifics but I suspect that women got a ticket at a free or deduced rate. Not so fast said Duchess County government officials. If you do that you will violate New York State Human Rights Law. More ominously you will violate the federal guarantee to equal protection. Am I the only one who sees a problem there? In reading it to my son, he seemed to lean towards the side of the government. Think those folks in Duchess County might have more important things to deal with?
Ok, one more. This is just pure fun, unless you are a fan of the Detroit Lions football team. The poor Lions went 0-16 in 2008, the first NFL team to accomplish such a feat. Their apocalyptic contribution comes from the team website. An ad on the site encourages fans to watch streaming video and relive the 2008 season. Suppose that was a short video? Maybe it showed the players running on the field for game 1 or something. I understand Lions fans. I was a Washington Redskins fan in the 60″s when a good season was maybe 1-11 or lo and behold, 2-10.
Thanks SI for helping to keep the fun in sports.