Name That Cabinet

I have been pondering this topic for a while , even before Obama’s inevitable election . Who should serve in his cabinet ? When I heard that Hilary was being considered for Secretary of State ( along with Bill Richardson) , I felt compelled to offer my advice to the Obama transition team , as they undoubtedly are in dire need of assistance . Shucks, there isnt much time till the inauguration , so we gotta get this process moving folks .

One caveat , I havent quite decided  how to get this information to the appropriate people since I am unsure how regularly the Obama people monitor my posts .

Secretary of Suave and Debonair —  George Clooney ( no brainer choice )

Secretary of Flash and Dash ——-  The Oprah

Secretary of Ranting and Raving—– Keith Olbermann

Press Secretary or Head Cheerleader — Chris Matthews

Secretary in charge of eliminating Conservative Views -  Chuck Schumer/ Jeff Bingaman

Secretary of Attacking Business-  Henry Waxman

Treasury Secretary-  George Soros

Defense Secretary ( not that we will need one since everybody will like us )   Chuck ( Head RINO )  Hagel

Goodwill Ambassador———— Maya Angelou

Senate Liaison  ————  John  ( Of Course ) McCain

Dual Role-  U N Ambassador and Recreator of Camelot – Caroline Kennedy Schlossberg

Secretary of HHS and Gloating——–Howard Dean

Co Secretaries of Nailing Republicans- Nancy Pelosi

Harry Reid